Unabashed Brazen Warriors

I never imagined I would ever get divorced.

I never considered I could be so much happier standing on my own two feet.

When my marriage went up in flames 5 years ago, I was so hurt that I found myself not able to make it to the top of the stairs in my house without stopping to rest on the landing. I struggled to eat, and I needed reminders to drink water. Despite a lifetime of positive thinking and a generally happy demeanor, it took a conscious and concerted effort to choose to find joy in my life and spread joy to others. We worked very hard for 4 years to salvage a new marriage, and when I finally asked my husband to move out last summer, I had little emotion left but joy and pride.

I am proud that I showed my children enduring commitment to my vows even when it seemed impossible; I am proud I modeled how to stand up for myself when my boundaries were crossed too many times. I am proud of the graceful way we separated and continue to co-parent as he lives across the street.

It’s the little things I’ve learned how to do by myself that bring the most joy:​​​​​​​

  • I transferred the Christmas tree from the car to the stand in the living room.
  • I set up my own Amazon account.
  • I remodeled the basement, so the boys can have a rec room.
  • I started the lawn mower, resulting in silent fist pumps in the air.
  • I attached the camper to the car hitch.
  • I assembled the above-ground pool, dragging the heavy liner across the yard.

We’ve been conditioned to stifle our pride. Of the 7 deadly sins, pride is rated the worst. We’ve been warned that pride is a negative force, and too much pride is a poison that leads to arrogance. But…there is a voice that started whispering the benefits of pride when I found myself alone. Like an ambulance racing towards me, the voice got louder and more demanding of my attention. It meant I wasn’t shrouded in the shame of someone else’s actions. It allowed me to more freely ask for help. It begged me to share my joy.

I started sharing my small successes on social media, and the most surprising thing happened. Women started coming to me to privately share their accomplishments. This morning, a childhood friend sent pictures of the deck she demolished by herself. Later in the day, a coworker disclosed the completion of continuing education.

Why do we as women hold our accomplishments so silently? What would happen if we allowed ourselves to unabashedly reveal the brazen warriors that we already are? What if all it took was to name our smallest triumphs to start the next movement?    

I’m not sorry that my marriage failed. I would not wish to change a moment, not even the most painful parts. All of it got me exactly where I am meant to be. I can’t be silent about it. I won’t be silent. I am going to share my joys and successes, so I can open myself up to receiving the joys of others.

Please tell me: What are you proud of today?


Why I Choose Joy

Leading up to the discovery of my husband’s affair, happiness was a constant presence in my life. It’s not because he made me happy. In fact, he frequently let me down, especially around the time he became diagnosed with depression. I created my own happiness. I organized adventures with my children and my community of good friends and neighbors. I valued gratitude, and I chose to live happy.

7 months ago, I had had it with the lies, with the stories not adding up, with the looming sense that something was off. I presented him with an article explaining that it is often the trickle truth that destroys any chance of recovering a marriage. I was shaking and crying, yet I was fueled by an unstoppable force. I sternly told him to read it alone and think about it until he was ready to tell me everything, or we would have no possible future together. The longer I waited for him to return, the more I realized that something was very, very wrong. I went to the bathroom and looked into the mirror, telling myself that I would be ok. I told myself that no matter what I find out, I will be better than ok. I am strong, and I can handle anything. Nothing could prepare me for what he shared that day.

My husband confessed to a year-long affair with a mutual friend. This revelation immediately and systematically began to poison everything I believed about myself and the world I lived in. Like a cancer, it tried to mutate every cell in my core.

Luckily, I immediately fended off some of my own lies: You must be stupid. No, I trust because I am good. 

Other narratives are harder to shape into something less wounding. This is my rocky trail I am still navigating. I don’t know what majestic splendor will be revealed at the end, but I trust that whatever it is, it’s better than before. I will be better than I’ve ever been. I’ve read that it takes a minimum of 2 years to recover from betrayal trauma, and I recognize I have a long way to go. It’s not just time that cures this all encompassing and consuming pain, it is work. It is very hard work.

Work requires examining each poison 1 at a time: looking at it, probing it, rubbing it on your skin until it burns, letting it eat at your organs, and then finding a way to neutralize it. The work requires the inspiration of an alchemist, transforming the toxin into something better, something to grow from. 

Through all of this, I choose to not solely focus on the pain. I also choose joy, and if I say it enough, if I focus on this goal, I will make it happen. I know I am a long way from living joy, but I have moments. I have laughter. I have experiences, like the time I took myself to the Art Shanties on a frozen lake. I wandered from structure to structure, exploring the art and absorbing the bond of community. At the Wish Factory, I wrote a wish for myself, for the world, and for the person behind me. The person in front handed me a small piece of white paper, folded in half.

I wish you joy.

Joy keeps appearing every direction I look. It is in the movie I watched, the tattoo on a woman, the conversation with a coworker, the piece of paper from a stranger. The universe is asking me to notice it, to revel in the simplicity of 3 letters. J-O-Y. The universe reminds me to practice now what I want in my future.

Joy is not something that can be given to you. Joy is not owed to you. It is a choice under any circumstance. Joy is an intention.

I choose to see joy in my life, create joy, and spread joy to others.

“Cause the world owes me nothing. And we owe each other the world.” ~Ani Difranco

Their Eyes Were Watching Minneapolis

3.1 miles from my home in South Minneapolis, the Derek Chauvin trial is receiving international attention. My neighborhood is quietly waiting, hoping for a positive outcome where justice is served for George Floyd.

Our community (who has not yet quite recovered) continues to feel the heat. The flames are gone and haven’t returned. The billowing clouds of black smoke have long dissipated. The stench of burning fumes have aired out of our homes. The helicopters are sporadic, no longer pervasive for days on end nor displaying intimidating weaponry. The gunshots are no longer recalled every morning on neighborhood group sites, just some mornings.

While the world is watching us, it is utterly maddening that another black man was killed at the hands of the police. Daunte Wright’s homicide ripped open the raw scabs of our metropolis. This time, the center of turbulence is outside of the city in suburban Brooklyn Center, an abundant distance of 10 miles from home.

And yet, the temperature amps up again. The Subway and cell phone store down the street were damaged. The liquor store looted.

While shopping at ALDI across the street from the demolition formerly known as the Third Precinct Police Station, my cell phone aggressively announces the upcoming curfew. I am bagging my groceries and pause to shift my mask. I look up at the other shoppers. Are they wondering how we got here? Are they wondering how this became our reality? I stop at the newly rebuilt neighboring Target for a few necessities, and the loud speaker reminds us that the store will be closing early.

Driving home, I see most of the local businesses in the process of boarding up again. These sights are extraordinarily familiar. My body rejects the evidence that this is becoming our new normal.

But here’s the thing: We should ALL be uncomfortable. We should ALL feel unsafe.

We should not expect peace until ALL of our residents feel peace, safety, and justice.

No justice, no peace.

Spandau Ballet

I am very angry at myself today. I am 43 years old, and I just at this moment realized I have been keeping myself stuck by defending myself.

I bought a ticket to the world. But now I’ve come back again.

When I was in fifth grade, I was playing with a friend who turned out to not be a very good friend. I was wearing a necklace handmade by my grandmother, and I pointed out how each bead was made by triangles of paper rolled up and shellacked. She didn’t believe me and demanded that I prove it by writing a letter to my grandma. I wrote the sloppy letter and begrudgingly let her follow me to the mailbox, lifting up the red flag of submission.

Always slipping from my hands. Sand’s a time of its own.

As I aged through the wisdom of 1980s cult classics, Molly Ringwald mentored me to cast away unhealthy friendships. I flawlessly shed female friends with minimal regret, whispering these words to move forward confidently: “If somebody doesn’t believe in me, I can’t believe in them.” Thank you, Pretty in Pink.

I refused to give away my power.

I know this much is true.

When I look at my inner circle, I see a vast difference. My closest friends have the insight and courage to call me when we have an issue. A friend I’ve known since I was nine called me because I hurt her feelings. I gasped and apologized. I explained my intentions, but I never defended myself. I never need to with her because she knows my heart, and she believes in me. She believes our friendship is strong enough to weather a misunderstanding and worthy enough to repair.

Head over heels when toe to toe. This is the sound of my soul.

If I hear my kids defending themselves to their friends, I remind them that they are amazing, and it is never their job to prove their worth to their friends. I remind my boys that if their friends don’t believe in them, it’s on them.

It may appear I have mastered this concept as a friend and as a mother, but I have failed miserably at love.

I think back to the constant questions after discovering the affair. The experts prepare betrayed spouses for this phase of betrayal recovery, recognizing that the more questions you can have answered, the more you can prepare to heal. Part of the trauma was not knowing my story. I wanted to know my truth, to own my story.

Why do I find it hard to write the next line? I want the truth to be said.

Part of this truth seeking uncovered treacherous perceptions of me, pathetic excuses to blame me for his choices. You are controlling. You didn’t care about me or my depression. We weren’t a team.

It is embarrassing to admit that I was so consumed by the unfairness of these judgments, that I didn’t stop to question my participation in these conversations. I wailed. I defended myself. I provided examples proving my caring supportive character. I asked more questions until I was sure he understood how delusional his perceptions of me were.

With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue. Dissolve the nerves that have just begun.

This is why I am angry at myself. I never should have done that. I am also surprised that after years of therapy, attending support groups, and reading infidelity books written by experts, nobody ever shared this important message:

  1. When you defend yourself, you put someone else in charge of your validity.
  2. You give away your power.
  3. You continue to create the exact same situation you are desperate to change.
  4. You keep yourself stuck.

So true, funny how it seems. Always in time, but never in time for dreams.

It took me three years of healing plus two decades of marriage to realize trying to solve his poor perception issues by defending myself was only keeping me stuck.

I wish I could go back.

  • “You are controlling.”
  • “I am sorry you feel that way.
  • “You didn’t care about me or my depression.”
  • “I suppose it makes it easier to look at it that way.”
  • “We weren’t a team.”
  • “I agree.”

I know this much is true.

I wish I could go back, but I can’t. I could keep being angry at myself for taking so long to figure this out, or I could just be grateful I finally did. After all, the best lessons have to be learned the hard way.

I Am White Privilege

Last night, a man was fatally shot less than 1 block from my house. If you squint your eyes, you can see the flashing lights and police tape at the end of the sidewalk. 

For those that don’t know me, I live in the third precinct of South Minneapolis. I live 8 blocks from where George Floyd was killed and less than 1 mile from the police station that was abandoned and torched.

The days following the death of George Floyd, protesters peacefully walked past my house, helicopters hovered over my home incessantly, and there was a constant guessing game of what noise was that: fireworks, gunfire, or flash bomb. My kids were finishing their last days of distance learning for the year, and we allowed unlimited access to loud screen time to distract them. Between work and darkness, we discussed what happened while swimming in the above-ground pool we bought to compensate for COVID. We immersed ourselves in water and wondered how long 8 minutes would feel without breathing. There were sunny days when military convoys drove down our street while we were swimming. That’s normal, right?

I was so involved in a work project, I had little time to process what was going on during the day. At night, I watched on the underground news as our neighborhood was burning. I walked outside at 2 am to see it for my own eyes while ash rained on our street. 

In the morning, I returned to meetings on East Coast time and kept going, silently crying for my neighborhood and wildly wondering if my husband had made it to work safely.  

On Saturday morning of I-have-no-idea-of-how-many-days-in-we-are-because-it’s-all-a-blur, I attended a community meeting at Powderhorn Park. We were all wearing masks. We began with a beautiful song, and we quickly divided into groups based on geographical maps to plan how to keep our neighborhoods safe because white supremacists were making threats to the residential streets. I remember pausing for one brief moment and thinking, “What part of any of this is real?”

I hurried back home by bike, passing drummers and dancers on the opposite end of the park. I had made a commitment to meet friends at the George Floyd Memorial, so we could rally at a park nearby to clean up some of the local damage. Masked and separated by 6 feet, we tried to navigate the busy intersection with rakes, buckets, and gloves. There were so many helpers, it was easy to get lost in the harmony. Always look for the helpers.

We quickly formed organized neighborhood watch groups that were cognizant of our most vulnerable seniors and were sensitive to our neighbors of color. Our next door neighbors removed their senior graduate’s sign from their property because her last name is Asian, which could make them a target. They were already worried about their food truck because the “Asian” flu was causing restaurant window smashings.

We moved garbage cans to garages, disconnected propane from grills, removed anything flammable from our yards, and positioned hoses to extinguish flames.

By Saturday afternoon of what-day-is-it-anyway, many of us attended a second community meeting and were utterly aware that we needed to flee before curfew. Have you ever packed your car with your five most necessary items? Do you know what you would include? We shoved birth certificates, baby books, family albums, stuffed animals, and sleeping bags into our car. We had to leave the city to find a gas station that wasn’t damaged or temporarily closed. From there, a childhood friend opened her rural backyard for us to set up camp, despite the presence of a pandemic.

Things fizzled out, and our nightly vigilance disbanded. It was not sustainable to stay up all night and work during the day. Things slowly calmed down, and yet they didn’t. It is common for communities to experience a year of increased violent crime after an uprising. Add COVID, unemployment, and increased drug usage to it, and who knows what the equation is.

People keep calling to ask me about the news, and it’s difficult to explain. We are walking with fear at the same time that we are fiercely protective of our community. We are using this fear and temporary feeling of hyper alert edginess to gain empathy and understanding for how people of color carry a lifetime of trauma and fear, knowing I will never fully comprehend it.

Over the hotter months of the summer, a small group of us went camping. My friend is not a camper, and he really wanted to join us during the day. However, his tabs were not up to date. Normally, it wouldn’t be a big deal, but he is black. His wife worried what would happen to him if he were pulled over. When he did arrive (safely), I asked him about his lifetime experiences with the police. It never occurred to me because although he is tall and large, he teaches yoga and seminars on becoming enlightened. He exudes calmness. His answers astounded me. I am embarrassed I never thought to ask him before.

Last week, I watched the VP debates on the front deck while monitoring helicopters in the night sky. I was hyper aware because Chauvin had just been released. I realize I didn’t allow myself time to process all that we went through in May and June. I realize I need to find healthier ways to cope. As I watched the movement of the choppers, I heard a voice say that systemic racism does not exist through the audio playing on my phone.

In the morning, I read about a shooting on the 3100 block of our street. It’s OK, I told myself. We live on the 3600 block. That’s far away.

Yesterday, I watched my 8 year old play in the front yard. It’s such a treat, since the kids have quietly resigned to social interaction through screens. Oscar was playing with another white boy and two children of color. They were playing cops and robbers. I heard one kid shout, “You are resisting arrest!” Do they realize what they are saying? Is this healthy play to reenact what they have been witnessing? Should I intervene?

Last night, someone was killed less than one block from our home. The neighborhood watch parties quickly reassembled, warning us to stay inside as the shooter was still at large. It is my white privilege that allowed me to safely mosey over towards the police tape to check out the scene 1 hour later.

Everyone keeps blaming 2020, as if all our problems will magically go away when December 31st hits the reset button, but nothing will change by replacing the calendar. Racism stops when we decide enough is enough. This stops when we all agree that systemic racism is a problem, and it needs to be fixed. This stops when we decide to be more than “not” racist — to be anti-racist.

Are you ready to acknowledge your privilege? Are you ready to be part of the solution?

Look, I’m scared. I’m short on sleep, but I’m ready. I know I have way more to learn. 

I Don’t Got This

I spent two weeks preparing the house for distance learning. Our home has become sprawling territories of desk spaces. From my office on the first floor, I can look out the door and see Oscar (8) working in the dining room and Afton (12) working in the living room.

It’s a struggle to keep track of my own meetings plus the boys’ two unique schedules that change depending on the day of the week. During my own meetings, I find myself going on mute to remind Afton not to multitask while his teacher is presenting. The hypocrisy of this constant beckoning is not lost on me.

Two weeks ago, I had to reschedule a meeting because Oscar’s Chromebook (which is more difficult to find than toilet paper) stopped connecting to Google Meet. After three hours finding a workable solution, I was in tears.

Another day, I confessed in a text chain between other moms, “I didn’t cry today, but I yelled twice.”

A friend asked if I yelled at my colleagues or the kids. I quickly responded, “Definitely not my coworkers.”

Looking at my response gave me great pause. Of course it’s not ok to lose my composure with peers, but how is unleashing on my kids more acceptable?

My husband is one of the lucky ones. He gets to leave the house. Originally, his position as a public school cook was a perfect match with our kids’ school schedules. He was home in the mornings and afternoons. He was off all the same days as them. Now, he is called for the opportunity to box meals for all the kids in Minneapolis who need it.

Yesterday, he came home to a harried wife, quickly switching from work to online parent-teacher conferences. I explained that it had not been a good day. Oscar missed thirty minutes of a class because I lost track of time during back-to-back meetings. He proudly produced a printed schedule, with a regimen of tasks for Oscar to work on every hour.

“If I can’t get him to one class on time, how am I possibly going to manage every hour of his day?”

My husband opened his mouth to say something more, then realized that proceeding would set us down a path to reenact the angry elf scene from Elf. Instead, he took the time to program our Amazon Dots (we have 5 sprinkled around the house) to announce to Oscar what he should be doing throughout the day. It’s actually helping!  

On Sundays, I provide a list of foods the kids can cook, and they choose what they want to make for lunch Monday through Friday. We write it on a fridge whiteboard, and I shop for the groceries. They often deliver a warm meal to my desk.

Some things are working. Most days, I feel like I’m racing an impossible obstacle course with a punishing stopwatch. The reality is, I don’t “got this.” I can’t change this situation. I can’t make COVID go away. But I can change myself. I can remind myself to have gratitude every day.

  1. I am grateful for teachers who are working harder than they ever have before to make distance learning successful.
  2. I am grateful my children are learning about social justice at their new school, which will help make them better humans and help them process all the recent loss in our community.
  3. I am grateful Oscar takes the time to run into my office for drive-by kisses.
  4. I am grateful Afton takes the initiative to Zoom with Grandma for math help.
  5. I am grateful my husband can provide food for our community’s children.
  6. I am grateful I have a job that I love.
  7. I am grateful my coworkers are understanding and helpful.
  8. I am grateful for this beautiful sunny day and fall foliage. 
  9. I am grateful my family is safe.
  10. I am grateful Amazon delivered a greenhouse big enough for one chair, so I can quietly sit in the light over the winter.

“Gratitude turns what we have into enough.” ~ Aesop

Trouble Often Begins With Fun

In Michigan, it is illegal to pick tulips. We posed
in white hats, bright twill, and wooden shoes
with other siblings, eager to sweep the streets
with modern brooms. Like most pictures
from our childhood, I hooked my elbow
around your neck, keeping you uncomfortably 
close. In Minnesota, it is illegal to grab the arm
of a girlfriend when she is leaving. You posed
for the police before calling our mother, eager to graduate
with the science degree of our parents' liking. Like most
of our conversations, I kept the phone pressed to my ear
as my husband retreated to the computer
alone. In Southern Texas, it is immoral to have fun. You posed
inside the church with strangers and a kilted bagpipe player
while a sign in the parking lot read Trouble Often Begins 
With Fun. Like most presented with a warning, you pressed
forward fiercely, urging your wife to turn
off the television, to stay at a job
for more than six months, to return your calls.
Brother, I wish we weren't still learning when to hold
on and when to let go.
Poem written in 2005. 

The Whore and the Whale

For the best experience, listen to whale sounds while reading.

When I was fifteen, my family went on a whale watching tour off the coast of Maine. There are no guarantees. It was a rainy day, so we mostly stayed inside the boat, pressed to the window panes for any movement of marine life. After scouring the ocean surface, the boat turned around and began to return empty handed. I tried to embrace the experience for what it was. Surely, a landlocked mid-western girl should be grateful for charging through Atlantic waves as spray ignited the air around us, yet it was hard not to be disappointed. Suddenly, three whales appeared, and we all ran out to the deck. There is nothing to prepare you for the magnitude of visiting these creatures. The only word I can find is awe.

Over the years you swam the ocean
Following feelings of your own

Three decades later, I found myself touring the Art Shanties on a frozen lake. It was a mere six months after discovering my husband’s affair, and I was savoring the solo expedition of weaving through community and art as a thick snow quieted the air.

Now you are washed up on the shoreline
I can see your body lie

I entered a whale’s mouth. In reality, it was an ice house disguised as a whale. Inside the belly, a tangled network of glass bottles dangled from the ceiling, and lonely whale calls filled the remaining space at 52 hertz. I read the instructions: What message would you write if nobody could ever receive it? Write your message and leave it in a bottle.

It’s not that we don’t know
It’s just that we don’t want to care

I picked up a pencil and started scribbling something hateful to the other woman, maybe how I wished all her hair would fall out. But then, I scratched out the beginning. It was wrong. I wasn’t following the instructions. I reminded myself the intention was to write as if nobody would ever receive it. Without hesitation, the revised message surfaced.

I forgive you.

I knew this new message was a lie. Frankly, it shocked me. I wasn’t anywhere near forgiving her. Two years later, I am still not ready. Yet, this untruth felt exactly right. I was honoring the assignment, so I rolled up the message and deposited it in a bottle. It would hang there, suspended over ice, and visited by strangers in the coming weeks.

Under the bridge
Over the foam

There are as many definitions of forgiveness as there are layers of pain. It is a gift that you give to yourself. It is a decision. It is a process.

I attended a three day healing conference specifically designed for women who have been betrayed. I discovered that a lot of my anger was towards myself. I picked a husband who was capable of hurting me. I tolerated her friendship for years because our families were friends, even though my gut told me there was something off about her. I did not suspect the betrayal. I trusted him. I believed he cared about me. I invested in someone who did not invest in me. I did not protect myself.

I could not recognize the shark in the tank.

Maybe we’ll go
Maybe we’ll disappear

We wrote down all the baggage that weighs us down, all the things we need to forgive. Page after page, I rattled off all the injustices I need to forgive myself for. Each one came out hot and hurried, spewing like lashings on paper, barely recognizable as letters. I carried the heavy burdens one last time outside to a bonfire, and a guide helped me dispose them. We witnessed the words turn into flames, then ash, then nothing.

And in the long run he will kill you
Just to feed the pets we raise

Did you know that whales are capable of forgiveness? The grey whales off the coast of Baja were nearly hunted to extinction and tortured with military sonar. Some of the whales still display the scars, but their growing population have recently begun to make contact with humans in the same area where they were mistreated. Showing great vulnerability, they even allow boaters to rub their tongues.

Over the years you have been hunted
By the men who throw harpoons

I am careful not to associate the whore with whales. They are too majestic and beautiful to be ruined by sticky, saggy side pieces. Besides, this isn’t about her. Even the affair was never about her. It was never about me either. It was my husband running away from himself, yet I still feel the wounds from harpoons used to drag himself to a different current. These wounds are no longer oozing. They have scabbed over, and thick scar tissue is forming underneath.

Maybe I will become the whale. Maybe, just maybe, I already am.

Wind on the water
Carry me home

“To the Last Whale” by Crosby & Nash

Things We Lost in the Lake

Late last season, my husband and I bought a 1976 Chrysler Buccaneer. I’ve always dreamed of owning a sailboat even though I’d only been sailing twice in my life. After we exchanged money for the purchase, my husband confessed that he had never even sat on a sailboat. We got lessons from friends, and we had 8 successful sailing voyages aboard the Life is Good.

As I was leaving work yesterday, I was monitoring the winds. It was gusty at 23 mph, but the wind was supposed to die down incrementally every half hour. The wind had not diminished as much as we had expected as we were preparing to launch, but we were excited to take my brother (visiting from Texas) on his first sailing adventure. An experienced sailor on shore advised us to forgo the jib sail and leave the centerboard at 3/4 to compensate. He also added, “Get ready to go swimming.”

After cruising back and forth, we got stuck in a bad spot, and a gust knocked us down. I admit that we didn’t have the best evacuation plan. I had read about how to bring the boat back upright, but my basic plan was to wear life jackets and to rely on the kindness of our Lake Nokomis sailing community. It worked.

Immediately, we had 3 boats circling us as we bobbed in the warm water like apples. Our 4 year old was crying, which sent his older brother into a short bout of tears. A dynamite teenage girl was the first to respond. She dove into the water, and began giving commands to our crew and few Scouts in training trailing behind her. The kids and I swam to the welcoming arms of the Doribell. The kids’ spirits quickly turned once they realized that our cookies were still dry in the ziplock bag.

At this point, I had said little other than fumbling towards gratitude and consoling the kids. The Doribell crew explained that the Scouts were learning about water rescue missions just before we capsized. I exclaimed, “Performance based learning!”

We watched as our boat was brought back to an upright position. We watched the team of workers bail all the water out, and then the Doribell towed the Life is Good back to shore.

Back safe in bed, my 8 year old declared that it had been a bad luck day: someone threw up in the community pool, our neighbor’s car got stolen, and we tipped over. We talked about how there will always be days that we capsize. We talked about how some of the greatest adventures include a knock down, and it’s the people we share the memories with that make it great.

We lost a bottle of Surly, 2 juice boxes, Laughing Cow cheese, an anchor, and a rudder. But we gained so much more.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

— Mark Twain

Originally written: 07/13/2016

A Funeral for Our Marriage

I turned to our therapist, “I want to have a funeral for our marriage, and I want you to help us make it happen.” All of the literature, all of the infidelity experts, they all say the same thing. The first marriage is dead. I have to grieve that the marriage is dead before deciding to build a second marriage. It only made sense then, that we should have a funeral, so the planning began. One month later, we gathered at our therapist’s office with the warm sunlight pouring in through the windows and our bags full or props.


We started with a moment of verbal silence to look at the artifacts displayed before us on the floor: our original wedding candle, our wedding book, and a framed photo of us laughing in our wedding attire.

Song: “Best Time of My Life” by Cloud Cult


We had this idea to bring a small vase or a bowl to break. In time, if it felt right, we could begin to glue the pieces back together. The cracks would always be there, but the glue can be stronger than the clay. We were cautioned not to read too much into the outcome of the breakage; some shards are impossible to reassemble.

Our therapist recommended that my husband should pick up the hammer and break the small green planting pot from IKEA. It seemed right.

Blowing Out the Light

Gently, our therapist nodded towards me to blow out the lit unity candle. I thought I had thrown it away since discovery, but it came tumbling out of the cabinet as I was pulling out candlestick holders for our own individual candles.


We each prepared our own eulogies for The Marriage. My husband read his first. He was nervous that it wouldn’t be “right,” but what really mattered is that he clearly put a lot of thought and effort into this preparation. As directed, he crumpled up the papers and deposited the words in the bag containing the wreckage.

I wept as I read My Eulogy for the Marriage, especially as I said goodbye to the light. Following my husband’s lead, I crumpled up the papers and added them to the bag.


We each selected poems to read. After reading our poems, we lit our own individual candles.

Husband’s selection: “Dear Lovely Death” by Langston Hughes

My selection: “Remembering Loves and Deaths” by Tom McGrath


Our therapist provided nourishment for our journey. She brought delicious cupcakes in a variety of flavors. She graciously served us and provided a pronouncement (which I had asked for during our planning session).

We were invited to re-light the unity candle. This was something I hadn’t planned on, and I was actually quite adamant about making this ceremony focused on the ending, not the new beginning. But I trust our therapist, so I shared my reservations while picking up the flame anyway. Together, the three of us lit the 15 year old candle.

Her parting advice was to take the bag of broken pieces home and stash it away. “Don’t even open it for a long time,” she said as I tied a shoelace tightly around the neck of the bag. My wedding ring dangled from the end of the shoelace. It finally had an appropriate home. “When the time is right, you will know what to do with it. Maybe you glue it back together, maybe you bury it in the backyard, maybe you put it away longer until you know.”

It Was Good

I don’t know if I was expecting some sort of epiphany or feeling from this funeral. All I know is that it felt exactly right, and it was good. As I am putting away the props from the event, I might just return our framed wedding picture to the top of the bedroom dresser instead of burying it back in my sock drawer. I might just be OK with that now.

My Eulogy for the Marriage

Fifteen years ago, we celebrated our wedding on the longest day of the year. Although the marriage died long ago, it feels appropriate to lay it to rest on the Spring Equinox, which is a time of struggle between light and dark. To me, it is a time of awakening and acceptance.

Our purpose for this ending ceremony is to finally acknowledge and accept that our marriage is dead. There is nothing we can do, no amount of hope, that can change the past.

Our vows were broken. The promises we made have lost their meaning. Our original unity cannot be revived.

Despite living in years of deceit, it doesn’t change how I felt about the marriage for over a decade. I must first honor the light.

Through the marriage, I adopted a new name and new roles as a wife and mother. These roles played prominent characters in the cast of my identity.

I grieve the loss of the marriage for what it brought me, for what I believed in, for what was sacred.

  1. There was a specialness that meant our love was irreplaceable to each other.
  2. The faith that as a team, we could conquer any obstacle.
  3. The security of bringing children into a stable family.
  4. The confidence that our adventures were cherished.
  5. The dream of a long future together, retiring by the river and continuing new adventures with weathered faces and gray hair.

The Vernal Equinox marks the equal balance between darkness and light. It gives us energy to get rid of that which no longer serves us. The end of the marriage frees me to shed the darkness. This list is short, but the roots are expansive.

  1. Inequality
  2. Settling my expectations
  3. Deception

Grieving the end of a marriage is like grieving the loss of a good friend. Attending a funeral does not signify the end of grieving, but the beginning of adjusting to life after loss. The ceremony makes it easier to accept that a death has occurred. You and I both had different relationships with our marriage, so we will grieve the end in different ways.

I am learning to accept that you did not value our marriage as much as I did. I grieve that our marriage was not worth protecting. I grieve that we will never have the innocence back. I acknowledge our failed marriage. I grieve the death of our marriage and all the hopes and dreams that came with it.